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New York City Company Develops IKEA Hangover Cure - A company has found the cure for the IKEA Hangover. EZ Furniture Assembly of New York City has found a niche that is making a whole lot of New Yorker's life a bit easier
New York City Company Develops IKEA Hangover Cure

 

NewswireToday - /newswire/ - New York City, NY, United States, 2007/02/17 - A company has found the cure for the IKEA Hangover. EZ Furniture Assembly of New York City has found a niche that is making a whole lot of New Yorker's life a bit easier.

   
 
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Everything looked so beautiful in all the magazines and catalogs. If you close your eyes you can picture that nice, new, entertainment center in your living room. Or the big, tall wardrobe with natural finish in your bedroom, directly across from the shiny six-drawer dresser you had to have. Then, as you open your eyes the reality starts to set in, you look around only to see torn boxes, pieces of wood like material scattered about, and a bag of shiny thing-a-ma-jigs.
Your head starts to pound as it did in college when you and your friends would drink cheap wine and foreign beer. You have an IKEA Hangover! You tell yourself you should have questioned the simplicity of all this once you saw the store itself was harder to figure out than quantum physics. But everything looked so beautiful in all the magazines and catalogs.

So, you just plowed ahead while keeping your eyes on the prize. You went from catalog to bin and back again. What started out as a nice trip to the cool furniture store has turned into some sort of sick mental torture? You load up everything in your car and hit the highway. You are doing 85 in a 65 but are confident if you get stopped and you tell the officer you were shopping at IKEA he would surely let you go with time served. You’re finally back at the ranch and only have to carry your new, chic furniture up 2 flights and it’s all over with. Right? Wrong! Anyone who has the IKEA hangover knows that this is only the beginning of long painful journey. All the cool furniture they claim is “easy Assembly” is anything but. Besides tools you’re going to need a whole lot of time and patience. The two thing most New Yorker’s have very little of. Stop! Don’t throw your wardrobe out the window yet! There’s still hope.

A new company called EZ Furniture Assembly (ezfurnitureassembly.com) claims to be the cure for your IKEA Hangover. They are a professional furniture assembly service that specializes in furniture and fitness equipment assembly and installation. The owner Christopher Purnell, has assured me that this is not just a local problem, and more like a national epidemic.
His company belongs to a national professional assemblers network that has members in every state to help you with that IKEA Hangover. Christopher, and many others just like him and found a niche that has proven profitable while making our lives a lot easier. He explained that rates vary depending on the article needing assembly, but claims that one third of the retail price is about the normal charge. Considering that a professional assembler can complete the project in about one sixth of the time, most consider it money well spent. However, Christopher says if you want you can give it a shot, and if things don't wok out to take two aspirins and call them in the morning!

 
 
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